Bad Dragon Toys

I really love saying 'dragon dick'. These days I try to throw it into normal conversation, just for fun. Go ahead and try saying it out loud: Dragon dick. It's great, no?

To say that I'm fond of monsters and mythical creatures, is an understatement. I, like so many young people, had an obsessive fascination with all things fantasy, while growing up. Dragons, dinosaurs and all the mythical beasties captured my imagination in a way that made the world seem bigger. As an adult, I continue to harbour the quiet hope that maybe somewhere, there exists a place full of majestic, sentient magical beings.

Turns out, I'm not even a little bit alone in this fondness for the far-out. While researching sex-toys, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that there exists an entire sex-toy subculture that revolves around fantasy toys. Fantasy toys run a staggeringly wide gamut; including aliens, dragons, orcs, ogres, unicorns, tongues, tentacles, flora and more domestic fauna.

Bad Dragon is a company that manufactures and designs high-quality, extremely customizable fantasy sex toys. While they're certainly not the only fantasy toy makers in the North American market, they're absolutely the largest and most well-known. If you want to spend a few magical hours perusing through racy photos, videos and comments about fantasy toys, go check out the Bad Dragon subreddit.

Bad Dragon offers an impressive customization process: you can choose between three silicone firmnesses, soft, medium, or firm. Most toys come in multiple sizes, which ranges from mini to XL. If you're interested, Bad Dragon has a fantastic "real size tool" that will show you what any given toy in any given size looks like compared to a credit card. You can also customize the color, or colors you'd like your toy to be. You can also 'ticket' your order to make special requests for fades, sparkles, glow in the dark effects, or special colours. The company releases limited edition color-ways each month, including birthstones, and holiday themes. For custom toys, you can expect a 6-8 week wait.

Bad Dragon ships to a good many countries, including Canada. That said, their policy for shipping and duties is a little rough. You pay 18$ USD for shipping, and then another chunk in duties as the package crosses the border. How much you pay in duties depends on your order, and which province you live in (damn you, Quebec). Some other US toy companies will charge a higher shipping rate that includes duties, and ends up being a lot cheaper.

The variety in shape, size and texture offered by Bad Dragon is staggering. Not only do they offer Dildos, but you can find penis sleeves, masturbators, vibrator sleeves, plushies, tiny mock dragon dildos and a good deal of dragon themed merchandise.

If you are interested, go check out their "new to bad dragon" page. The page offers a full immersion into their sizing, silicone and brand ethos.