Vlad the Impaler
- Otto
- May 26, 2019
- 2 min read
Updated: Jul 5, 2019
Just Kidding, it's only Tantus's Super Soft Vamp Dildo! This beautiful dildo is made from Tantus's signature 100% silicone blend. It's eco-friendly, hypoallergenic, body safe and non-porous, as well as boilable and dishwasher safe. This toy is a classic Tantus model that has been re-vamped (hey, hey). Prior iterations of this toy, which includes another variant that is still in production, came in a harder silicone blend that apparently made this substantial toy a little hard to take.

Dimensions
Vamp has a max circumference of 5.49 inches around its bulbous head, and a shaft circumference of 5.33 inches. This toy is 7 inches tall and I would say that all but half an inch of that is usable length.
Features
Vamp is a straight dildo, with a very pronounced coronal ridge and a domed, meaty head. The shaft features some slight veining that is pleasing to the eye, without adding much to the in use experience. The toy sits on a flat base without a suction cup, but you can get it to stick to flat, slightly damp surfaces for a few minutes.
Play
Vamp is a great dildo. It has a meaty head and prominent coronal ridge that are easy to angle at the g-spot, and enough girth to feel satisfying. This toy shines for me when I'm on my back. It's long enough to stimulate the g-spot while having enough toy left to bend the shaft over so that it rubs against my vulva - indirectly stimulating the long 'legs' of the clitoris on both sides of my labia. This is wonderful if you don't like particularly direct clitoral stimulation. This toy also works really well with a partner - the base is fairly easy to keep hold of and it's length is suited to a variety of positions - my favourite partnered pose is while I'm lying on my side with my bottom leg straight and one leg bent while supported by a pillow. The extremely subtle texture of this toy allows for my legs to be nearly closed, without adding any irritation to the labia.

If you enjoy sucking on toys, Vamp is challenging; depending on your gag reflex the head might pose a problem for any deep oral penetration. I will say that because the head is more broad than the shaft I sometimes crave a little more fullness when I'm grinding on the toy while on my knees. Similarly, I find the size of the head can sometimes put a little bit of unpleasant pressure on my pubic bone while I'm thrusting so I reserve this toy for twisty, humpy, grinding goodness.
Overall
I like Vamp. It's a beautifully made toy in a plush, bouncy silicone; its dimensions are appetizingly sizeable without being overwhelming or painful; it's easy to hold onto, and fun to use with a friend. If you like the 'popping' feeling that reverse-tapered toys provide, you'll love this. If you aren't a fan of texture, and you want to feel full without feeling stuffed, give it a try. I give Vamp a B+.
Happy Masturbating!
XOXO Otto
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